Sarcastic Ocean http://sarcasticocean.com The tide is about to get high Sat, 23 May 2009 21:17:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 en hourly 1 © sarcasticocean@gmail.com () sarcasticocean@gmail.com() The tide is about to get high sarcasticocean@gmail.com No no http://sarcasticocean.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Sarcastic Ocean http://sarcasticocean.com 144 144 River Rock http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=35 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=35#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:10:38 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=35 We got a request for something with Koi in it.  Since we can’t build a virtual aquarium, we designed the next best thing.  It’s yours for the taking.  Just click on the links below.

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]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=35 Lost In Space http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=31 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=31#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:56:08 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=31 I know there are some of you space nuts out there.  You can’t hide.  The universe ain’t that big.  We’ve created a template just for you.  Just like the previous templates…this one is free too.  So grab it while we got it.  Don’t forget to leave a comment or two as you’re doing it.  We seriously would like to know what you think.  Really.  We would.   Enjoy!

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]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=31 Blood Bath http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=24 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=24#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:32:32 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=24 I would LIKE to say we were in some kind of mood today.  But we weren’t.  We were just stretching our imaginations to see what we could come up with.  And this was one of the things..well..came up with. We call it Blood Bath!  It’s a two column template and is widget ready.  And, of course, it’s yours to use on your WordPress blog.  Enjoy it!  Hope your readers aren’t eating when they read your blog.

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]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=24 Skull Diggery http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=19 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=19#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:59:49 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=19 skulldiggery

Today we were feeling dark.  So we created Skull Diggery.  A 2-column template for use on WordPress blogs that is widget ready.  It’s free to use as long as you keep Sarcastic Ocean in the footer.  =)  We have to get our props ya know!!

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]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=19 In the beginning… http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=8 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=8#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:31:53 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=8 And so it starts.  We’re making WordPress templates first for those of us who are tired of the same old boring bland templates we have to choose from.  I figure I can personally pop out five a week.  If you have ANY suggestions on what you’d like to have as a template, either leave me a comment or send an email to me at SarcasticOcean@gmail.com .  Here are the two we’re starting with.  I haven’t added a page for these things yet.  But the downloads are below.  They’re free.  Help yourself!

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LIBATIONS. 3-column

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TINROOF.  2-column

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]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=8 From out of the depths…. http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=3 http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=3#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:38:05 +0000 admin http://sarcasticocean.com/?p=3 fishpaint

For many years now, a former friend and I have been bonking this phrase “Sarcastic Ocean” back and forth.  I would say something and he would come back with something sarcastic.  I would tell him I just got wet from his Sarcastic Ocean that he seems to pull his retorts from.  And it stuck.

Many years later as we break ground on something we HOPE is exciting…we have decided to name the company “Sarcastic Ocean”.  Mainly because Josh will remember this name.

We would like you to take off your shoes and take a dip into our ocean while we build new and exciting programs and websites.  If you’re reading this…you’re part of the team.  Tim and I can’t do this all alone.  Without your ideas and feedback…we’re nothing.  Put on those snorkels and come with us as we begin our adventure deep into the Sarcastic Ocean.


]]> http://sarcasticocean.com/?feed=rss2&p=3 00:01:01 For many years now, a former friend and I have been bonking this phrase "Sarcastic Ocean" back and forth.nbsp; I would say something and he ... For many years now, a former friend and I have been bonking this phrase "Sarcastic Ocean" back and forth.nbsp; I would say something and he would come back with something sarcastic.nbsp; I would tell him I just got wet from his Sarcastic Ocean that he seems to pull his retorts from.nbsp; And it stuck. Many years later as we break ground on something we HOPE is exciting...we have decided to name the company "Sarcastic Ocean".nbsp; Mainly because Josh will remember this name. We would like you to take off your shoes and take a dip into our ocean while we build new and exciting programs and websites.nbsp; If you're reading this...you're part of the team.nbsp; Tim and I can't do this all alone.nbsp; Without your ideas and feedback...we're nothing.nbsp; Put on those snorkels and come with us as we begin our adventure deep into the Sarcastic Ocean. Filet,o',Chuck sarcasticocean@gmail.com no No